My father in law was in his garden with our daughter Freya (whose speech was very difficult to understand). she asked “Can I poo here?” to which he replied “yes, yes dear.” patting her on the head. He was astounded to see her squat and poo on his patio, not realising what he’d said yes to! This is her favourite anecdote!
I was the other side of the patio windows shouting ‘no!’ in slow motion!

He has been very careful since to ask for a translator, and she is. thankfully, far more intelligible now!